Using Your Blanket as a Productivity Tool

Step 1: Wrap yourself in the blanket, making sure to cover your entire body. This will help you focus by blocking out distracting stimuli.

Step 2: Place your blanket in front of a screen (e.g., TV, computer, or video game console) to create a makeshift barrier between yourself and the world.

For an even more immersive experience, try using a blankie as a mindfulness practice

Common Misconceptions

You might be thinking "But won't I get hot and sweaty under this blanket?"

Don't worry, our experts have developed a special technique called "Sloth-napping Dry-Blanking" which involves placing a few strategically-placed fans around the blanket to create a breeze.

Learn more about Sloth-napping Dry-Blanking

Side Effects

Caution: prolonged use of sloth-napping may lead to:

• Weight gain from excessive snacking
• Increased risk of developing "Sloth-Induced Apathy Disorder" (SID)
• Reduced ability to participate in social events

Learn more about SID and how to cope with it